New Lights, Rembrandt, and Transfiguring Grammar

I've been testing out my new lighting rig, which apparently is a good time for more self-portraits. (What do you want, I'm the only one here! Except for the cat and I'm not getting the cat to do anything.) So I figured, if you're self-portraiting at some point you've got to Rembrandt. And then I figured, if you're writing at some point you've got to use a noun as a verb. And that's when it occurred to me, might as well do it all here at once.